1. 8bit-ace:

    8bit-ace:

    the new slogan for tumblr.com

    i will not rest until this gets a million notes

    (Source: d-ovahqueen, via gnarly)

  2. slomps:

    Imagine being given a book with a photo of every person you’d ever met

    (via pizzota)

  3. humorking:

    my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

    (via blowtimelow)

  4. clumclumcolumn:

    Alex Gaksarth could release an album of him singing a McDonald’s menu and I would buy it.

    (via blowtimelow)

  5. fehkhell:

    I’ve made an oath to myself to not talk about people anymore; good or bad.

  6. slaycinder:

    jpgay:

    i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

    It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

    (via blowtimelow)

    fahrlight:

    seananmcguire:

    jimhines:

    ursulavernon:

    blood-stained-clouds:

    ew—-society:

    courageisthekeytohappiness:

    i’m in love with peter pan. 

    you forgot my favorite one

    Ah, damnit Internet, you made me cry before breakfast.

    Now I want to be Peter Pan when I grow up. Which is confusing on multiple levels…

    I love him so.

    CRYING

    (via paintashtonwings)

  7. paintashtonwings:

    hellaclemmo:

    You can’t spell husband without BAND

    IMPORTANT

  8. fehkhell:

    @lukeendshere: this little cutie came to wake me up from my nana nap

  9. leightimtam:

    leightimtam:

    NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

    Who reblogged his

    Why are there so many notes

    (via unplannedchild)

  10. arandomobject:

    "I want a plus-sized princess!"

    image

    "I want a princess who can’t sing!"

    image

    "I want a princess who can fight!"

    image

    "I want a non-traditional princess!"

    image

    In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

    (Source: arandomobject, via unplannedchild)

  11. s0med4yillchangemyf4te:

    tea-kids:

    anthonyarmenta:

    omgicantevenasdfghjkl:

    karma-drama:

    my life goal is to reblog this every monday

    I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

    See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

    lol his small smirk makes me laugh and really brings out the monday of it all…..

    I’ve missed this for the last few weeks, I feel sad

    (Source: becausejensenackless, via paintashtonwings)

    vriskasbby:

    thriftstorewarfare:

    …did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

    that is stacy you uncultured swine

    (Source: rrraquelle, via paintashtonwings)

  12. danceycorpse:

    condescendingchristian:

    this pic honestly says it all

    image

    I don’t know what I expected

    (Source: poledancing4jesus, via gnarly)

  13. littletipoftheshoelace:

    theaspiringauthor:

    pipjustice:

    rockinzayn:

    rileylife:

    Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.

    Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.

    Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl

    or if you’re a heterosexual male

    Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.

    Apparently you can’t have problems unless someone else justifies them.

    (Source: ohioisonfiire, via paintashtonwings)